ANDREW DAHLQUIST

ANDREW DAHLQUISTANDREW DAHLQUISTANDREW DAHLQUIST
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ANDREW DAHLQUIST

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copywriter with 10+ years experience

Andrew Dahlquist (he/him) is an LA-based copywriter from the suburbs of Boise, Idaho. He has over 10 years of experience as an in-house and full-time freelance copywriter writing for brands like Live Nation Entertainment and the Nautilus portfolio (Bowflex, Schwinn Fitness, JRNY). 


Platforms include web, email, direct mail, CX research, pa

Andrew Dahlquist (he/him) is an LA-based copywriter from the suburbs of Boise, Idaho. He has over 10 years of experience as an in-house and full-time freelance copywriter writing for brands like Live Nation Entertainment and the Nautilus portfolio (Bowflex, Schwinn Fitness, JRNY). 


Platforms include web, email, direct mail, CX research, paid/organic social, video scripts, and OOH collaborating with various teams including agencies, creative, marketing, retail, UX, CX, product development, and more.

  • Live Nation Entertainment ('23 - Present) - Paid media copywriting for Live Nation social handles + hundreds of music artist/comedian social handles across all genres and platforms. (Meta, X, YouTube, TikTok, Snapchat, Reddit, Uber, Hulu, Native, and more).


  • Bowflex, Schwinn, Nautilus Fitness Brands ('15 - '23) - Web, Email, Direct Mail, CX

  • Live Nation Entertainment ('23 - Present) - Paid media copywriting for Live Nation social handles + hundreds of music artist/comedian social handles across all genres and platforms. (Meta, X, YouTube, TikTok, Snapchat, Reddit, Uber, Hulu, Native, and more).


  • Bowflex, Schwinn, Nautilus Fitness Brands ('15 - '23) - Web, Email, Direct Mail, CX Research, Paid/Organic Social, Video Scripts, OOH, UX, Product Development, and more.

10+ years of writing experience

copywriting experience

  • Copywriter - Bowflex, Schwinn, Nautilus Fitness Brands ('15 - '23) - Web, Email, Direct Mail, CX Research, Paid/Organic Social, Video Scripts, OOH, UX, Product Development.


  • Copywriter - Live Nation ('23 - Current) - Paid Media/Organic Social for hundreds of music artists, comedians, entertainment events, and more.

comedy writing experience

  • Writer for House Sketch Team Darling - Pack Theater '24 - Current (LA) 
  • Writer for Blackout Drunk: A Blackout Sketch Show with Darling - Clubhouse '24 (LA)
  • UCB Sketch Cagematch with Darling - Upright Citizens Brigade '25 (LA) 
  • Writer/Director/Performer: Mulholland Drive Thru - Pack Theater '25 (LA)
  • Performer (David Lynch) at Late Night with Longlegs - Pack Theater '25 (LA)
  • Writer for UCB Sketch Cram - Upright Citizens Brigade '25 (LA) 


     - Directed by: Mal Merpi ('24-'25), Chad Westbrook ('25), Lesley Tsina ('25), Laurie Magers ('25), Mary Anthony ('25)

     - Writing Instructors: Skander Halim ('22), Rachael Mason ('23), Eric Moneypenny ('24)

EDUCATION & training

  • University of Idaho '11 - Bachelor of Arts, English Literature
  • Brody Theater '17 (Portland, OR) - Improv 101 & 201, Standup
  • The Independent Film School '21 (Online) - Screenwriting
  • Upright Citizens Brigade '22-23 (LA) - Improv 101, Sketch 101 & 201
  • Eckhart Tolle: School of Awakening '23 (Online) - Meditation
  • Kira Nova: Power Trip Club '23 (Online) - Creativity Workshops
  • Pack Theater '24 (Online) - Sketch 101

comedy SCREENWRITING CONTESTs

  • Finalist, Stage 32 TV Comedy Screenwriting '21 (Manthropocene)
  • Quarterfinalist, Scriptapalooza TV Writing '21 (South Park: Poo Cult)
  • Quarterfinalist, Final Draft - Big Break '21 (Strange Bedtime Stories)
  • Quarterfinalist, ScreenCraft Screenwriting Fellowship '21 (Manthropocene)
  • Quarterfinalist, ScreenCraft Comedy Competition '21 (Manthropocene)
  • Quarterfinalist, Outstanding Screenplays TV Pilot '21 (Manthropocene)
  • Quarterfinalist, WeScreenplay TV Pilot Lab '22 (Strange Bedtime Stories)

MUSIC production (SATELLE)

  • Five studio albums ('14 - '21)
  • Remixes for Coldcut, Kan Wakan, Hiraki, Eddy J. Free, and more ('12 - '22)
  • Where'd the Bass Go single ('24)
  • The Baddest B*tch single ('24)
  • Music for OutTV's My Drag Is Valid ('24)

BOWFLEX: IN-HOUSE DIGITAL

    BOWFLEX: PRODUCT VIDEO SCRIPTS

    Bowflex C6 Bike

    Bowflex 840 Kettlebell

    Bowflex Max Total 16

    Spec: (AI Satire)

    LIVE NATION ENTERTAINMENT

    Paid Media for over 1,000 artists, comedians, and live entertainment events

    Including Lady Gaga, Bad Bunny, Billie Eilish, mgk, Rob Zombie, Meshuggah, Gorillaz, Sting, Chris Stapleton, Ali Wong, RHCP, Missy Elliott, The Weeknd, Trevor Noah, Dua Lipa, Matt Rogers, My Chemical Romance, Ru Paul, and more.

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